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A generally racist person belonging to the the Tajik minority ethnic group who belittle Pashtuns very chance they get and often larp as aryans like their pajeet cousins. They call Afghans dark to cope with the fact that they are related to central Asian Mongoloids.
Ahamd shah masosud was a tajeet who hated Pashtuns because they were whiter than him
tajeet by Afghaniator June 22, 2023
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Tabeetha 

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.
Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?
Tabeetha by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022
Related Words
tajeet Tanjeet tajee Tabeetha tafeeta taheet Takeeta taleetha Taneet Tapeetion
that nigga u see in the hall and don't acknowledge him then and there but later u think "damn he is that nigga". Tajee usually can get any girl if he tried and he can also take your girl if he wanted to so just remember when u say his name remember that he is a GOAT.
Tajee is such a goat he just took that nigga girl by looking at her.
Tajee by Tajeeeee April 17, 2017
Kinda like a laugh or to show that something funny just happened.
James:He tried to ride a motorcycle But he flew off and did a backflip. Ricky: Taheet

Tapeetion 

The word used in Call of Duty: World at War when you call in artillery as the Imperial Japanese Army. Some think the word is 'submission' but they are obviously noobs tricked by the devil to put there heads up there asses.

Tapeetion can be used to replace ANY noun, and it means anything the speaker wishes i to mean.
"Our artillery will force them into tapeetion"

"Dude! Marcus is such a bloody tapeetion"

"She gave me a foot job and i shot tapeetion all over her cankles"

"You are crazy, Jeff, i'm sticking my penis in that tapeetion, i'll get AIDS!"

"Damn! she kicked him right in the tapeetions! He won't be able to masturbate for atleast 6 months!"
Tapeetion by nigrat501 June 6, 2009
U''s a tajee
tajee by Ja'myn March 6, 2017
Taneet is a very beautiful girl with long dark hair. She has some issues like for the fact that she is in love with kermit the frog ( when everyone knows kermits Hannahs). Taneet is a simple worm and Emily is the bird. Maanasi is a shark. Taneet likes art and "Detroit becomes human". She has an amazing mother and a very comfy couch. If you ever get your hands on a "taneet" don't ever lose her because kermit will be upset.
Boy : oooo your sexy you must be a taneet

Taneet: first of all its *you're* and second of all Ive already got a man and he is green.
Taneet by Rhys peices January 15, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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