taipan
taipan by gambrinus666 November 2, 2003
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Taipan 3000
A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)
Taipan 3000 by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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The taipan
The "Taipan" is another term for Sarso's penis. Although this fierce creature may not be as long and fat as others like "The Cobra", this still moderate sized creature packs a punch like no other. The Taipan is equipped with large venom reservoirs which deliver a far more lethal dose in much larger quantities than others. Being the most venomous and dangerous of them all, once you unleash the Taipan all bets are off.
Unlike other snakes which will lure their mate by a display of physical proweress, The Taipan has an allure like no other. Keeping all physical aspects of its deadly weapon hidden until the last moment when it strikes.
Unlike other snakes which will lure their mate by a display of physical proweress, The Taipan has an allure like no other. Keeping all physical aspects of its deadly weapon hidden until the last moment when it strikes.
Girl: "Wow, you're cock is huge!, It's no Cobra Though"
Guy: "Cobra's are all show no go"
2 hours later
Girl: "Wow your cock felt Amazing, does it have a name?"
Guy: "The Taipan"
Girl: "I heard of that once, apparantley the sex is so good that you die right afte.......
Guy: "Cobra's are all show no go"
2 hours later
Girl: "Wow your cock felt Amazing, does it have a name?"
Guy: "The Taipan"
Girl: "I heard of that once, apparantley the sex is so good that you die right afte.......
The taipan by Yosarso September 24, 2014
urban taipan
The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.
urban taipan by Drew Christx April 12, 2007
inland taipan
a poor excuse for a human mostly found being a shit cunt on blackops 2 camping in corners and laying on his gut and team killing you will also find if he cant beat you he will mute you
inland taipan by blumpkinbandit May 13, 2013
Eastern Taipan
Come over here and look me in the eyes when I give ya this Eastern Taipan ya fuckin Dog!
If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will
If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will
Eastern Taipan by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019
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West Taiwan by AW777 March 31, 2021
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