taintotoma

Physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. Often mistaken for a third nut.

see "straint"

Dude, you have a rubberband around your scrotum, or a taintotoma. Either way, you should get that looked at

by iLLapino January 7, 2011

Tontotomato

A beautiful girl who dresses up as big ugly red tomatoes in school plays.

Student A: Who's that hot chick dressed up as a Tontotomato?

Student B: I'm not sure, but isn't this play supposed to be MacBeth?

by Anonymous328 December 20, 2008