Taintshave 

It's an easy task to accomplish. take some hair buzzers and shaved your chest and then go all the way down to your pubes, then wrap back around the taint and asshole area. You have to clean the trimmers with bleach when your done, and walk around with sharp hairs for a day or so, but it's all worth it my friend. NO MORE DINGLES... I feel wonderful and look even better!

When you are going on a date and you simply have to get ready, so you shower, brush your teeth and taintshave.

Taintshave by Coolio Cam May 31, 2007

Taintssage

The act of having your taint massaged and rubbed in a pleasing manner.

Linda: "Hey Marcus what do u want to do?"

Marcus: "Why don't you shut up and give a taintssage, its tender"

Linda: "Okay"

Taintssage by Marty McHerps April 28, 2009

taintslave

Someone who worships, pays homage to, or is generally in servitude to the taint.

I just saw Gears of War, it was awesome.

I don't want to hear about it yet, you taintslave.

taintslave by fakkedap June 29, 2006

trainshaven 

When you shave your facial hair, chest hair and pubic hair like a set of train tracks, right before a date. Then say "Here come the Choo Choo train" when it's that time of the night.

(Fooling around)

Man: Do you have your ticket?

Woman: huh

Man: Here comes the Choo Choo train

Woman: ohhhhhh, I see now! You're all Trainshaven!

Man: Choo Choo!

trainshaven by Grrrrrrrreat! September 17, 2022