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The act of having your taint massaged and rubbed in a pleasing manner.
Linda: "Hey Marcus what do u want to do?"

Marcus: "Why don't you shut up and give a taintssage, its tender"

Linda: "Okay"
by Marty McHerps April 28, 2009
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