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Taimane is someone who can pull you I with one smile or laugh in under a heart beat, she is very addictive and contagious.

Taimane has a petite height and she is as cute as a baby... but if you know her for long she will become sexy, outgoing and freaky.

Do not get on Taimanes bad side because she will hurt you.

Taimane is someone you should keep in your life and shouldn't let go of because you'll only meet one like her.

Taimane will love you forever and will be an excellent wife or girlfriend, she is also a great kisser and great in bed
Damn bro Taimane has my heart
Taimane can make our bro
Fuck Taimane is good in bed
Omg! Taimane is so cute
Ohh Taimane is so small I can carry her
taimane by ronensmartass November 12, 2018
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Taiwanese Peacock 

When you pour different colors of dye into a females (or males) anus then they proceed to fart and spurt out the dye resulting in a splatter of colors dripping and spraying out of his/her ass hole which resembles peacock feathers.
I was with Tayla last night and we did the Taiwanese Peacock and she gave my room a makeover.

Taiwanese hello

As seen in the YouTube video “Spoongebawb”, a Taiwanese hello is when you eat someone’s ass in public
Guy 1-Yo I just ate my girl’s ass in the middle of Central Park

Guy 2-Bro you gave her a Taiwanese hello, I respect it my man
Taiwanese hello by Iamtheman12345 December 22, 2020

Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Taiwanese animation 

A short animated video depicting a news report, often in a humorous way. This format was popularized on Youtube by the Taiwanese animation company Next Media Animation.
Did you see that Taiwanese animation of Justin Bieber vomiting?

That Taiwanese animation of Sarah Palin shooting moose from a helicopter was so funny! LOL!
Taiwanese animation by vv007!!! October 5, 2012

Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker 

How Ryan Porisky really gets his money
"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."

Taiwanese Dave 

The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
Taiwanese Dave by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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