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The worst, most useless and most INCOMPETENT ninja clan ever.

The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.

The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.

Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.

And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.

A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
Random woman: Um... i'm thinking about joining the Taimanin!
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
Taimanin by Fgyjt June 2, 2025

Taimanin square massacre 

An event that never occurred in history
Guy 1: "Hey have you herd of something called the Taimanin square massacre?"
Guy 2: "-50000000 social credits"
A diamond in the truest sense of the word. Unbreakable, valuable and rare. She is smart and kind, a true treasure to all who know her. She’s an old soul, a dutiful daughter and a witty friend. She’s very artistic and loves to draw, paint and create. She needs her alone time and is an introvert because people tend to want her attention and advice so she gets drained easily and prefers her circle to be small. If you can get her time, you’re blessed and better cherish every minute she shares with you.
I gotta call Taimani and ask her what she thinks about this, she always knows best.
Taimani by HellaTrill333 October 30, 2020

Taimania 

A sarcastic human that is secretly in pain everyday although no one really understands why, they are fierce and slight alcoholics that enjoy money
Taimania is so strange
Taimania by Pho pho November 23, 2021
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