tailgates

Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.

Nice tailgates on that girl Misty.

tailgates by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

Tailgate Buzz 

The result of excessive anal intercourse causing a numbness in the rear quarters, or, tailgate, of the receiving partner.

Those dudes in Brokeback Mountain must have had a bad case of tailgate buzz after a long weekend in the wilderness together.

Tailgate Buzz by LkBryanFan18 December 4, 2013

Tailgating

Driving dangerously close to the vehicle in front of you as to not give the proper car lengths space to be able to stop in time.

That bastid is Tailgating so close to me they are up my ass like toilet paper.

Tailgating by sizzlechest November 23, 2013

Tangy Tailgating Sauce 

Tagy Tailgating Sauce is enhancing addition to the pungent fun associated with traditional tangy tailgating as defined on Urban Dictionary. One who is performing a tangy tailgate enjoys the experience even more when tangy tailgating sauce is created from the mixture of saliva and the remnants of a Grease Ring. The result is a tangy, savory mixture that only the bold can truly enjoy.

Charles: Hi Frank. How's your girlfriend?
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.

Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!

Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!

Tangy Tailgating Sauce by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014

tailgate warranty 

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

tailgate warranty by PappaChino July 13, 2017

Appalachian Tailgate Buster 

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.

Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!

Appalachian Tailgate Buster by Charli XXX December 16, 2014

Rainy Tailgate

The act of pulling out and ejaculating on your partner's buttocks and lower back prior to a sporting event in a parking lot.

Steve was enjoying a brat while engaging in anal sex with Aaron prior to the Browns game, only to pull out and Rainy Tailgate dat azz. Go Browns!

Rainy Tailgate by Turd Ferguson's Hat November 30, 2015