HNIRP

His name is Robert Paulson. You say this when you should not speak of something. Fight Club reference. Do not speak of HNIRP. Its a secret.

Misty got on webcam tonight and she HNIRP.

by Goldengamingod September 07, 2009

pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.

Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

by Goldengamingod August 26, 2011

The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

by Goldengamingod September 07, 2009

blowjobishly

The act of sucking on something like its a penis.

Misty Gates ate her banana blowjobishly.

by Goldengamingod September 07, 2009

pedi knight

Freaks with a foot fetish who represent the evil footside of Internet chat rooms.

The pedi knight Chris S. (NJ)™ was astonished by Misty Gates' feet.

by Goldengamingod September 07, 2009

jigglypuff effect

The effect a round, puffy, jiggling booty has on its surroundings.

The jigglypuff effect of Misty's butt has everyone staring in awe.

by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010