Goldengamingod's definitions

HNIRP

His name is Robert Paulson. You say this when you should not speak of something. Fight Club reference. Do not speak of HNIRP. Its a secret.

Misty got on webcam tonight and she HNIRP.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

pedi knight

Freaks with a foot fetish who represent the evil footside of Internet chat rooms.

The pedi knight Chris S. (NJ)™ was astonished by Misty Gates' feet.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.

Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011

jigglypuff

An nice round & firm booty that jiggles.

Also a type of Pokemon.

Watch Misty's jigglypuff as she walks away.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

tailgates

Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.

Nice tailgates on that girl Misty.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

IFHU

Acronym for I Fucking Heart You or I Fucking <3 You.

IFHU Misty gates

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009