pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.
Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.
by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010
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tailgates

Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.
Nice tailgates on that girl Misty.
by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010
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Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.
Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.
by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011
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silent but diddly

Masturbating silently
She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.
by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010
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IFHU

Acronym for I Fucking Heart You or I Fucking <3 You.
by Goldengamingod September 07, 2009
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blowjobishly

The act of sucking on something like its a penis.
Misty Gates ate her banana blowjobishly.
by Goldengamingod September 07, 2009
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jigglypuff effect

The effect a round, puffy, jiggling booty has on its surroundings.
The jigglypuff effect of Misty's butt has everyone staring in awe.
by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010
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