Definitions by Goldengamingod

Internet inch 

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

Internet inch by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011

tailgates

Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.

Nice tailgates on that girl Misty.

tailgates by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

pearly gates 

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.

Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.

pearly gates by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

jigglypuff effect 

The effect a round, puffy, jiggling booty has on its surroundings.

The jigglypuff effect of Misty's butt has everyone staring in awe.

jigglypuff effect by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010

silent but diddly

Masturbating silently

She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.

silent but diddly by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010

pedi knight 

Freaks with a foot fetish who represent the evil footside of Internet chat rooms.

The pedi knight Chris S. (NJ)™ was astonished by Misty Gates' feet.

pedi knight by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

blowjobishly 

The act of sucking on something like its a penis.

Misty Gates ate her banana blowjobishly.

blowjobishly by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009