Goldengamingod's definitions

blowjobishly

The act of sucking on something like its a penis.

Misty Gates ate her banana blowjobishly.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

IFHU

Acronym for I Fucking Heart You or I Fucking <3 You.

IFHU Misty gates

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

tailgates

Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.

Nice tailgates on that girl Misty.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011

pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.

Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

jigglypuff

An nice round & firm booty that jiggles.

Also a type of Pokemon.

Watch Misty's jigglypuff as she walks away.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

HNIRP

His name is Robert Paulson. You say this when you should not speak of something. Fight Club reference. Do not speak of HNIRP. Its a secret.

Misty got on webcam tonight and she HNIRP.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009