11 definitions by Goldengamingod

1
Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.
While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.
by Goldengamingod September 06, 2009
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2
Another name for the butt cheeks. You open them up when you get into the bed with someone.
Nice tailgates on that girl Misty.
by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010
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3
The act of sucking on something like its a penis.
Misty Gates ate her banana blowjobishly.
by Goldengamingod September 06, 2009
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4
The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.
Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.
by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010
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5
Freaks with a foot fetish who represent the evil footside of Internet chat rooms.
The pedi knight Chris S. (NJ)™ was astonished by Misty Gates' feet.
by Goldengamingod September 06, 2009
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His name is Robert Paulson. You say this when you should not speak of something. Fight Club reference. Do not speak of HNIRP. Its a secret.
Misty got on webcam tonight and she HNIRP.
by Goldengamingod September 06, 2009
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An nice round & firm booty that jiggles.

Also a type of Pokemon.
Watch Misty's jigglypuff as she walks away.
by Goldengamingod September 07, 2009
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