On Twitter, a Hash Tag (#) Whore is a Twitter user who places a hash tag in front of nearly every word in their tweets in an attempt to get as much attention as possible
One Girl to Another: Check out the Tweet from Zoe!
Tweet: goin 2 tha #club 2nite #getwild #getcrazy imma wearin my #sessy #dress from #forever21
A "hash tag" is slang for the "pound" symbol, A.K.A. "#," A.K.A. a very very small tic tac toe board found on a keyboard and your phone. Used on twitter more than anywhere else now.
Tweets are frequently preceded by a hash tag. Grandpa calls a hash tag a pound sign. Young douches who use twittercall a pound sign a hash tag.
similar to the twitter crowd who say 3 of thier own words followed by 70 hash tagged words showing that you too can say nothing and band wagon to success.
You can now "hash tag it" (bump fists) when a buddy of yours does something awesome and you'd like to share in that recognition.
Awesome hole in one Trent, "hash tag it"! Followed by a tweet reading like this, "Trent's hole in 1 #golf #swing #club #golfclubswing #holein1 #holeinone #iwishiweretrent #bestdayever #wellmaybenotthebestbutdefintgetop7 #youhadtobethere #trenthasnicearms #waitimeangoodswingbro.......
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.