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three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.
if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
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Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)
Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."
by Fillapulated July 21, 2021
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eh tabooey

An extremely offensive term to Elites, NEVER SAY THIS WHEN ELITES ARE PRESENT
Elite 1: eh tabooey
Elite 2-12: WUGHWUWHAAAAAWUWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by eh tabooey January 6, 2022
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Ultimate Taboo

I walked in on Easton & Aden (twins) trying to surprise them when I found the two having sex with each other, they were committing the ultimate taboo.
by DonatelloTheLuvBird May 10, 2014
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Sweet taboo

A forbbiden, yet deliciously desirable and tempting love affair that occurs when individuals of differing race, status, nationality, etc. defy societal constraints to find hot, passionate, enduring love.
Although Danny knew his affair with Robin would ruin his career, he couldn't get enough of her and soon found himself addicted to the sweet taboo feeling that her presence incurred.
by under the elms April 7, 2010
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the ultimate taboo

Wow, looks at those twins getting it on, that's the ultimate taboo.
by Daniel Tosh Perv November 25, 2013
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Taboo

Something that is viewed as forbidden by society’s standards and therefore is rarely talked about openly. Some are less taboo then they were in the past and some are more then ever taboo. And while most have to do with sex, some taboos have to do with food, and others beliefs, and all of them will bring a conversation to a dead stop if you bring them up because these are all things most people do not what to talk about.

Example’s of modern day taboo’s: cannibalism; incest; pedophilia; necrophilia; bestiality; miscegenation; adultery; nudity; masturbation; homosexuality; bisexuality; anal sex; having a fetish;BDSM; pornography; rape; suicide; drug addiction; divorce; depression; death; AIDs; cancer; racism; eating dogs, cats, horses and other pets; eating insects such as weevils and maggots; drinking blood; using certain four letter words; menstruation; religion; one’s political views, and how much money you make.
Some taboos are meant to be broken, other's are best just left alone!

When Kira tried making the conversation more interesing by mentioning some taboo subjects, silence fell and the others quickly changed the subject to real estate.
by OneBadAsp November 4, 2006
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