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tablewhore 

Someone who jumps from table to table in a school cafeteria during lunch. Either they don't really know anyone, or they know a lot of people and want to talk to everyone.
boy: Jenny, why don't you sit here for the whole lunch? you're such a tablewhore.

Jenny: No, I need to go talk to Madison, Carl, and Rachel. I'll see you in bio.
tablewhore by quietgrrlmaya April 22, 2009
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tubewhore 

A step forward in the evolution of the camwhore, a tubewhore is someone who endlessly records videos of themselves trying to be cute, funny, sexy, cool, and/or ridiculous, and posts said videos to YouTube with the hopes of acquiring internet attention.
I'm sick of all my tubewhore friends linking me to their inane, grainy, homemade music videos.
tubewhore by phasmaphobic September 8, 2008

table whore 

A person who refuses to acknowledge CSS and uses tables for the entire layout of web sites, rather than for displaying tabular data. Commonly found using heaps of image rollovers, old deprecated tags and sticking to a memorized list of 6 or 7 'web safe' hex colors. Still listens to that shit song by Chumbawamba.
Guy1: When was your site built?
Guy2: Last week, why?
Guy1: LOLWTF it looks like crap.
Guy2: Yeh, my developer is a table whore..
table whore by Random55 December 19, 2008

table whore 

Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.

Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).
"Hey guys mind if I sit here for a sec?"

"Weren't you just at that table in the corner over there? And that one at the window?"

"Well yeah... But-"

"Sorry we don't allow table whores at our table."
table whore by Peace:) March 28, 2010

tubewhore 

A step forward in the evolution of the camwhore, a tubewhore is someone who endlessly records videos of themselves trying to be cute, funny, sexy, and/or ridiculous, and posts said videos to YouTube with the hopes of acquiring internet attention.
I'm sick of all my tubewhore friends linking me to their inane, grainy, homemade music videos.
tubewhore by phasmaphobic September 8, 2008

tubewhore 

A person who searches for hours on 'Youtube',with the sole purpose of insulting and abusing anyone who chooses to watch and comment on minority interest videos.

Involving non-mainstream interests such as fishing,hunting,hard rock,classic hits,etc.
Different to a troll,tubewhores target minority interests only.
A:" I was reading the posts for 'Doomthrash's' latest vid,and this damn tubewhore was putting shit on everyone."

B:"Geez,they shoulda stuck to trollin' "
tubewhore by Geezer Butler June 20, 2011

table whore 

A table whore is someone who someone who gets passed around from guy to guy. She usually gets passed around between friends. The term "Table Whore" comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.

whore slut Bitch man stealer
That girl is such a table whore, she dated Greg, Vince, Eathin and a few of their friends
table whore by Anonymous215 September 9, 2006
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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