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Something like got 2 go.
Person1: Hi what's up?
Person2: Nothing but i just have 2 go!
Person: Ok bye.
Person: taXig
taXig by MKX88 December 14, 2008
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taxiarchis 

Ooh taxiarchis? Taxiarchis is the best. He is handsome, he has got a lot of talents. A lot of girls love him, because he has got a very good personality. Don't be angry with taxiarchis! He is always success!
Ooh taxiarchis? Taxiarchis is the best. He is handsome, he has got a lot of talents. A lot of girls love him, because he has got a very good personality. Don't be angry with taxiarchis! He is always success!
taxiarchis by Konkou.com January 7, 2018
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verb
To calculate net income for tax purposes by adjusting GAAP net income for the differences between GAAP and tax treatments.

The term was originally coined by Tran Chung, a Chartered Accountant while he lectured taxation at the University of British Columbia.
The tax final requires students to taxify net income.

Taxified income contains 50% of meals and entertainment expenses.

taxify by Taxavoider December 17, 2008
The most horizontally expanded, blackest, nigga ever in human history. At the top of the food chain, she can best Saheen easily by sitting on him. Legend has it if Tanigga sits on Saheen, he dies, but if Saheen sits on Tanigga, he still dies. Tanigga is also a very retarded individual, as, her brain is mostly made of the fat around her head, which was absorbed from various unfortunate victims who got too close. Too big to fit in a gym...
Person 1: OMG BLACK HOLE
Person 2: Nuh-uh, it's Tanigga
Tanigga by Mr Ho March 25, 2019

muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.
Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.
muddy taxi by Zuzzy Foeller February 7, 2014

beer taxi 

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.
"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."
beer taxi by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004
Word of the Day on January 13, 2006

taxibate 

A process where one sits in the back of a taxi cab and pleasures oneself vigorously.
1.
Cab driver: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"

Homeless man: UUgGHhhhgggUghUu!!!! Oh yeaahh!

2. To taxibate in a blue cab may be punishable by death
taxibate by lampylow October 26, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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