t toddy 

An funny cute Honest man
That never cheats on his girl

It a hard working person

Girl you need to go find you an t toddy their the best boyfriends

t toddy by Great ideas January 19, 2017

T-t-t-today Junior

By saying this you are mocking someone who is taking a long time to pronounce a word preceding with the letter 'T' and is stuck on the first syllable of that word.

Made famous in the film, Billy Madison

Timmy: Well, yesterda-day I decided to go to my dad's house and I t-t-t-t-t-..

John: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!

T-t-t-today Junior by jayjayg7 January 12, 2012

I just can't Trump today 

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

I just can't Trump today by Mandyjane August 9, 2017

T-Rex Todd 

He saw what you did there.

Did you just see T-Rex Todd?

Yeah he saw what I did there.

T-Rex Todd by T-Rex Todd May 2, 2011

Todayn't 

Not today

A: When are you gonna do this.
B: Todayn't.

Todayn't by SmerkRoll March 4, 2023

Don't be a "Todd." 

What exactly is a Todd? A Todd is a hyper-sexual man-baby that bitches more than a 14-year old teenage girl. Sure, he has charisma and some could say that he even has charm, but most will find that shine quickly diminishes after you discover that he is a morally bankrupt philistine who preys on weak women and is forever searching for "something," and he never knows what that something is which means that he continually makes the same mistakes over and over again. To be a Todd is to be a walking example insanity. Avoid Todds for your safety and overall well-being.

It's entirely possible that a woman can be a Todd. Just as petulant, she often spends her time bitching about her life. It's all she does. And when she's not bitching in her life she is over-glorifying her accomplishments. Female Todd's are often spotted in packs. They wear off-the-rack clothes found in their local thrift store as they like to brag about just how much money they saved only to turn around and tell you how much money they spent on YOUR gift. A female Todd seeks instant gratification and if not quickly satiated for her contributions to society because she is "philanthropist."

Avoid all versions of Todd if and when possible. Because Todd's are toxic. However, It's perfectly okay to date men named Todd but as a safety measure, use caution and proceed forward carefully...

Don't be a "Todd."

Don't be a "Todd." by B.Felicia April 1, 2019

uncle jack hasn't come by today 

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

uncle jack hasn't come by today by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021