t toddy
t toddy by Great ideas January 19, 2017
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T-t-t-today Junior
By saying this you are mocking someone who is taking a long time to pronounce a word preceding with the letter 'T' and is stuck on the first syllable of that word.
Made famous in the film, Billy Madison
Made famous in the film, Billy Madison
Timmy: Well, yesterda-day I decided to go to my dad's house and I t-t-t-t-t-..
John: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!
John: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!
T-t-t-today Junior by jayjayg7 January 12, 2012
I just can't Trump today
I just can't Trump today by Mandyjane August 9, 2017
Don't be a "Todd."
What exactly is a Todd? A Todd is a hyper-sexual man-baby that bitches more than a 14-year old teenage girl. Sure, he has charisma and some could say that he even has charm, but most will find that shine quickly diminishes after you discover that he is a morally bankrupt philistine who preys on weak women and is forever searching for "something," and he never knows what that something is which means that he continually makes the same mistakes over and over again. To be a Todd is to be a walking example insanity. Avoid Todds for your safety and overall well-being.
It's entirely possible that a woman can be a Todd. Just as petulant, she often spends her time bitching about her life. It's all she does. And when she's not bitching in her life she is over-glorifying her accomplishments. Female Todd's are often spotted in packs. They wear off-the-rack clothes found in their local thrift store as they like to brag about just how much money they saved only to turn around and tell you how much money they spent on YOUR gift. A female Todd seeks instant gratification and if not quickly satiated for her contributions to society because she is "philanthropist."
Avoid all versions of Todd if and when possible. Because Todd's are toxic. However, It's perfectly okay to date men named Todd but as a safety measure, use caution and proceed forward carefully...
It's entirely possible that a woman can be a Todd. Just as petulant, she often spends her time bitching about her life. It's all she does. And when she's not bitching in her life she is over-glorifying her accomplishments. Female Todd's are often spotted in packs. They wear off-the-rack clothes found in their local thrift store as they like to brag about just how much money they saved only to turn around and tell you how much money they spent on YOUR gift. A female Todd seeks instant gratification and if not quickly satiated for her contributions to society because she is "philanthropist."
Avoid all versions of Todd if and when possible. Because Todd's are toxic. However, It's perfectly okay to date men named Todd but as a safety measure, use caution and proceed forward carefully...
Don't be a "Todd."
Don't be a "Todd." by B.Felicia April 1, 2019
uncle jack hasn't come by today
This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
uncle jack hasn't come by today by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021