Sprive

To be distracted by a women during the first few weeks of nice weather which causes you to do something stupid or have an accident.

Just saw some guy on the boardwalk sprive. He just walked into a lamp post.

by Wholeeyo October 31, 2019

PH level

PH (possible hospital) level

Riding that couch down the slope next to the ravine has a pretty high PH level. I'm totally game.

by Wholeeyo May 26, 2023

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Indged

To give a shitty movie recommendation only to deny it later and claim everyone is crazy for saying he/she liked the movie in the first place.

You guys should see the movie "Book Smart", I heard it's an updated version of "Superbad".

3 weeks later...
Guy 1 "why did you guys watch that shitty Book Smart movie?"

Guy 2 "dude! cause YOU recommended it!"
Guy 1 "nah, that wasn't me, I would never endorse that shit"

Guy 3 "what the fuck dude, we're totally being Indged right now"

by Wholeeyo October 31, 2019

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 08, 2021