T-Shit
T-Shit by TehFr3akShow August 12, 2011
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T-shit
A sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman in the asshole, performing anal sex. One the man cums he whipes his jizz and her shit on a t shirt. This is very similar to a dirty sanchez, except this bitch is classy, and would not appreciate getting her makeup smeared
Guy 1: You t shitted that bitch last night?
Guy 2. Hell yeah, I can't believe she let me put it in. I wanted to go for the dirty sanchez, but she had just done her makeup. But the T-shit was still nice.
Guy 2. Hell yeah, I can't believe she let me put it in. I wanted to go for the dirty sanchez, but she had just done her makeup. But the T-shit was still nice.
T-shit by Imoanyouwhores March 28, 2015
Don't shit where you eat
Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.
Don't shit where you eat by A1988 February 16, 2020
I don't shit a fuck
From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.
A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't shit a fuck by Ceastra September 19, 2014
Ain't shit
Ain't shit by IAintShit_Yet May 22, 2016
Don't shit on my bricks
In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.
It is used modernly as a term of warning.
It is used modernly as a term of warning.
Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.
Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
Don't shit on my bricks by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014
You ain't shit
= You're nothing.
However, 'you ain't shit' isn't necessarily an insult. You can comfort someone by saying that they are not shit.
You ain't shit vs. You are shit is definitely not the same. 'Ain't' is a general negation vernacular term.
However, 'you ain't shit' isn't necessarily an insult. You can comfort someone by saying that they are not shit.
You ain't shit vs. You are shit is definitely not the same. 'Ain't' is a general negation vernacular term.
FuckBoy : I cheated on my girlfriend and I don't even feel guilty haha
GoodMan : Really? You ain't shit, dude! (insult)
GoodMan : Really? You ain't shit, dude! (insult)
You ain't shit by SNBX June 27, 2016
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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