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a cambodian bastard who eats ramen noodles and plays COD all dayyy.

asian freak who jacks off alll day while singing "teardrops on my guitar" Im sure we all know one....
tends to be sexually drawn to girls by the name of Carolyn or Kristina.
OMFG!!! All that whore does all day is jack off and eat!!! what a T-Bear!!!
t-bear by jarad dick March 23, 2011

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood 

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

I don't care bear 

the little kindergarten kid that smelled like piss, and played with carebears in the corner
hey you wanna play power rangers kid?

don't talk to him thats the "I don't care bear!"
I don't care bear by Johnnykins March 25, 2008

don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.
Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

don't poke the bear

A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.
John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...

Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...

John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!

Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!

John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound

Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
don't poke the bear by bahalaugh January 24, 2011

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.
... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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