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verb. To T-Ass-S.

A play on TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) the staph infection typically contracted by women when tampons are used for longer than 8 hours. "T-Ass-S" is the act of inserting a super-absorbancy tampon with a card-board applicator in the anus of a man by a woman during sex, against his will, potentially causing Toxic Shock Syndrome of the ass. Tampon may or may not be left in the ass for more than 8 hours.
Girl: "So I roofied this guy at the bar last night and brought him home and totally T-Ass-S-ed him."

Girl: "Bought him a drink, told him he looked hot, next thing he knew he was being T-Ass-S-ed in the bathroom."
T-Ass-S by GirlOnTop November 8, 2010

Don't Ass, Get Convicted 

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.
John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

ain't shit ass nigga 

An Aint shit ass nigga is a dude who will never amount to shit. He will never want to amount to shit, never will accidently amount to shit, and is never going to aspire to amount to shit.
Man that dude Chris Hendrix is an ain't shit ass nigga, he ain't got a job or a hustle and his dick is so small it looks like a pussy.

t-shirt ass 

a girl that has a flat ass, resembling the long flatness of a t shirt.
Ay yo shawty, u aint cute, let me get my shirt back, cause u gots a t-shirt ass

Don't eat ass in the halls 

The #1 rule in schools
Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday 

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown
You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.