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v. To do something that appears to be accidental, but really is done on purpose.

n. The act of sarpling.
#1: Jim sarpled Larry into paying for his Taco Bell by purposely forgetting his wallet and playing as if he accidentally left it at home.

#2: Larry, recognizing Jim's sarple, sarpled Jim in retaliation by "accidentally" stepping in dogshit and tracking it through Jim's house.
sarple by Sean Boots September 21, 2008
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Surpleased 

getting a suprise that pleases you.
I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident.
Surpleased by jonnyboxlick October 28, 2008

'Surples 

'Surples, Bob, what's the dilly-o?
'Surples by BuGeru Miyamoto May 23, 2003
One who cannot be wrong. No matter how small the argument is, Symple will prevail victorious, at least in his own mind.
Chuck cannot lose an argument to Megan because he is Symple.
Symple by Symple666 April 19, 2005
A word without a perfect rhyme.
Does anything rhyme with month?
No, month is a surple.
Surple by Deyified March 11, 2017
A person with the sneakiness of a snake but subtle. This person should be feared but can also come in handy in certain circumstances.

J.Evans
She is so surple, I don't know whether to trust her.
Surple by Jen Duff June 9, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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