Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is
One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored
Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
A phrase popularized by Vargskelethor in a video called Super Wheelchair Mario 64 where signs and messages constantly had said " Shout out to Simpleflips " which was a joke on people constantly saying " shout out to Simpleflips. "