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synlapse 

Short for synapse lapse. In a phone call or voice-mail from the Ding, the lapse in time between "Hello" and the point at which the actual message begins. A synlapse is signalled by a drawn-out um.

The length of a synlapse depends on the complexity of the message, which determines how long it will take the Ding's electron-size brain to fit the information together coherently enough to convey it.

The average length of a synlapse is 45 seconds, during which boredom-induced drooling may commence in the unfortunate recipient of the voice-mail.
The message the Ding left for Zeke lasted two and a half minutes, two minutes of which consisted of a particularly mind-numbing synlapse.
synlapse by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008
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Synapse X 

The best exploit ever, the fastest, most features implemented, most stable exploit, most active community and support, least toxic community,
Guys step aside, this man has got Synapse X.

Jimmy uses Protosmasher, don't be like Jimmy.
Synapse X by Azev April 21, 2019

synapse x 

Synapse X is so good for Roblox exploiting.
synapse x by synapse x gets pussy November 18, 2018

Synapse X 

A roblox exploit, made by 3dsboy08 that has full lua execution, and is spoken as to be the best exploit for roblox.
Guy 1: What is the best roblox exploit?
Guy 2: Probably Synapse X
Guy 1: Oh cool, how much for it?
Guy 2: $20
Guy 1: arE YoU FUckinG SerIOUS?!
Guy 2: no
Synapse X by Embrocation April 10, 2019

synapse x 

Synapse x is good for shitting on kids on Roblox
synapse x by potatosmusher September 26, 2019
Chemical synapses are specialized junctions through which neurons signal to each other and to non-neuronal cells such as those in muscles or glands. Chemical synapses allow neurons to form interconnected circuits within the central nervous system. They are thus crucial to the biological computations that underlie perception and thought. They provide the means through which the nervous system connects to and controls the other systems of the body, for example the specialized synapse between a motor neuron and a muscle cell is called a neuromuscular junction.

In popular culture, "synapse" is often used to describe a thought in a most artistic form, or even a "jerk reaction" to a certain stimuli.
"Synapse to synapse, the possibilities thin."
-Ben Gibbard
synapse by Jason Re. June 20, 2008

Synapse X 

It is now the best Exploit to use for ROBLOX as if Proto Smasher is not the best right now with Synapse X new update!
Many new features I have Proto smasher myself and I think it is not the best Because you get a water mark when injecting updates take over 3 weeks to be done Synapse X gets it done in a matter of a day! That's why I like Synapse X!
Synapse X by YEAHBOYYYYYYYYYYY April 8, 2019
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