Gibbard 

The art of getting looser drunk to the point of alienating your friends and the people you meet all while remembering nothing from the night before. Possible homosexual tendencies coming to the surface and the need to dance to music regardless of whether you are on the dance floor or not. Picking fights with inanimate objects and strangers, and setting land speed records while crushing hot-dogs and salt & vinegar chips.

Look @ that dude! He's really pissing off those people. He's so Gibbard!

Hey dude! Why is that guy kicking your fusball table? He must be super Gibbard.

I need 25 cheese burgers. My friend is totally Gibbard!

I don't even care anymore man. I'm getting Gibbard!

Gibbard by Freebird599 June 19, 2011

gibbard 

A "Gibbard" is a great person

"she is such a gibbard!!"
"yeah i know"

gibbard by Emmaaaaaaa November 3, 2007

Gibbard 

Dysfunctional, broken beyond repair, of poor quality.

Man, this computer is so slow it's Gibbard.

This Gibbard machine ate my dollar.

Forget her bro, she's Gibbard.

Gibbard by truspeak December 31, 2013

Ben Gibbard 

The lead singer/songwriter for Indie Rock bands Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, and All Time Quarterback. Amazing vocals, even better lyrics. Married to Zooey Deschanel. Sometimes referred to as God.

Figure 1: Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's new album with Death Cab?
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.

Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).

Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.

Ben Gibbard by Cliffy031 December 6, 2009

ben gibbard 

Lead singer/writer of Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service and All-time quaterback. Belongs to the emo/indie genre. He has an amazing voice and is very cute. I FUCKING LOVE HIM.

we looked like giants - death cab for cutie

such great heights - the postal service

ben gibbard by sonni March 18, 2005

Tulsi Gabbard 

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

Tulsi Gabbard by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Gibtard 

A person from Gibraltar who has very limited IQ and messes up constantly

Derek you are a f***ing Gibtard

Gibtard by Gibtelecom August 2, 2018