syffer 

Syffer (adjective)

Syffer is a happy yet depressed person

E. g. I'm feeling syffer today

syffer by -Nay May 13, 2018

end my suffering 

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

end my suffering by Marsquakes August 1, 2016

suffermore year 

the second year of college when you lose direction of your life and never want to come out of your apartment and just stay in pajamas all day; the year you learn more about yourself after being jaded about college because freshman year is over and it's time to get serious

Ashley: How's your sophomore year going so far?
Elaine: Ehh you mean suffermore year? I'm kind of slumping...

suffermore year by EofJAEpalace October 28, 2013

Suffer like G did 

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

Suffer like G did by Logan S. Spamworthy June 22, 2005

jesse lee soffer 

The hottest person in Chicago PD

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos

jesse lee soffer by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021

Suffering 

humanity

My life is never ending suffering

Suffering by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

senioritis sufferers anonymous 

We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.

Man, we didn't get anything done at that senioritis sufferers anonymous meeting.

senioritis sufferers anonymous by LRay10 January 13, 2011