swurkboard

twerk, surfboard, and swerve mixed. go to swurk biatch

SWURKBOARD. riding on that good good.

by GingiedaHomie April 18, 2014

southern surfboard

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.

Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019

mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

by chochmaster May 30, 2010

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.

Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018

surfboard

A vagina with all of the hair shaved off.

My brothers g/f has a surfboard.

by Ashley M March 31, 2005

SurfBoard

Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"

Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.

by adriennebasedgod January 3, 2014

SurfBoarding

Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.

I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.

I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.

by DOTB May 6, 2009