SmurfBoarding
SmurfBoarding by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011
Words you can keep
SurfBoarding
Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.
I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.
I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.
I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.
SurfBoarding by DOTB May 6, 2009
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A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.
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Surfboarding
A sexual move where a man rests his penis between a woman’s labia and glides back and forth without penetration. The grinding pressure can make her gush or squirt — creating a literal “wave.” The name comes from both the sliding motion and the wave-like effect.
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Slurboarding
Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.
Slurboarding by Scooter37 May 25, 2013
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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