swoly 

When your balls are bigger than your penis

I have one swoly

swoly by Tortilla Jackson June 19, 2014

swoly bible 

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

swoly bible by Falco3688 February 23, 2019

Swoly Water 

Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly

Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*

Swoly Water by Hannah Cyr February 24, 2019

Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Swolito 

A sculpted, muscular young man of Hispanic origin who engages in bodybuilding exercises 100℅ focused on aesthetics, often at night. Often appears well-coiffed at the gym with tight-fitting athletic clothes and checks himself out in the mirror frequently. Especially common in the Greater Miami area.

Look at that swolito! He just did ten sets of curls .

Swolito by Hellas82 December 28, 2016

Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.

Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!

Swole Body by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018

Swollbraham Lincoln 

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus

"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"

Swollbraham Lincoln by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013