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swointing 

The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.

The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.
You'd better not be swointing at me!
swointing by d0mj4y July 7, 2010
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Something that is awesome. Ethnic Australian corruption of wordsweet/word, frequently heard when talking about cars.
My Monaro man, it swoit moit.
swoit by bobby March 13, 2003
a word used to expressed internal happiness, also expressing satisfaction, achievement, pleasure, anything good.
The amount of i's can change depending on the goodness of what you are swoiit'ing about.
"Here is some chocolate" -
"swoiit"

"Heres 2 Million dollars, get out my face and go shopping"-

"SWOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!"
swoiit by CELESTE IS SWOIIT November 20, 2007
Adjective:
The physical or metaphoric description of something being sweaty and moist; An exaggeration of either term, often characterised by its presence during a nerve-racking situation.
This putt will win him the tournament. If this doesn't give him swoist balls, nothing will.

Verb use:
This putt will swoisten his balls.
Swoist by MankHarvin May 1, 2021
The noise made of a sexually attractive pig
Pig 1 (sexy): swoink
Pig 2 (ugly): oink
swoink by Swoinkmaster62 January 12, 2022
A heavily exaggerated Australian way of saying "sweet". Having the same definition as "good" and "nice", this version sounds more brutal and masculine.
Man 1: "Drank a keg of VB. Shit taste, but"
Man 2: "Swoite, mate!"
swoite by jhubeJELLO September 1, 2013
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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