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swoggle - mix of suck, swallow and gargle. used to represent violent dick sucking, while slobbering all over ones self, and the person being sucked off.

came into existence in UK, 2006, when my mate tried to say "'Person' swallows dick!" but choked on beer, which came back up onto himself, and produced 'swoggle'

is often used by me and mates at work, to take the piss. visual aids are used with it, most common being the action Boss Nas uses in StarWars Ep1, where he shakes his head voilently at Jar Jar Binks and his fat double chin produces waves of fat to move with his mouth
God, Anthony is a cocksmoker, i bet he swoggles chris all night long

How about a swoggle?
You got swoggled last nite didnt ya?
swoggle by PoTTer_Uk July 25, 2006
v. When you are getting blown and the man/woman gargles and gags on your cock.
swallow+choke=swoggle.
Aw man, I had to give mouth to mouth after she swoggled my cock
swoggle by fatanusripples February 9, 2010

Jew swoggle 

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.
" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"

Bollock Swoggle 

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
Bollock Swoggle by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

Swaggleberries 

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
Swaggleberries by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016

cum swaggler 

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!
cum swaggler by TBG3 March 16, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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