swissie

A swiss guy on an international banking assignment living in NYC. Extremely good romancers who appreciate the fine things in life. Good in bed. Tipically a player. Some may have girlfriends back home. Usually not in the city for long but finds the time to romance enough women who coined this term.

"Last night I made out with a really hot swissie" or "Can I bring some swissies to your house party?"

by Karistocrat December 15, 2004

Swissie

The currency used by all who are awesome and all who are Sweedish. It is recognized world wide for its high value and the fact it is one of the few modern currencies that is meticulusly held to a gold-standard. Swissies can be used in the United States, but only in the Towson Town Center, Harford County, MD, or anywhere else designated by the two chancellor of the USSSD (United States Swissie Spending Designators), Tim Pillienthal.

The current exchange rate from United States Dollars (USD) to Swiss Swissies (SSWI) is 1 USD to 3.5 SSWI.

-"Hey do you see those shoes over there?"
-"Yeah, they are bomber!"
-"I wonder how much they cost?"
-"Well, the tag says 50 dollars so that means they cost 175 Swissies."

by Chancellor Pillienthal May 1, 2010

a Swissie

The act of inserting a ping pong bat into the anus of a man, the object being for him to hit his own scrotum with the ping pong bat.

Generally practiced in Switzerland, hence the name.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Ahh, I think I'll have a Swissie and go to bed."

by Buggedsee January 11, 2016

swissity

(noun) An overwhelming feeling of inquisitive aggravation, animosity, or frustration induced by BK Randies in the Call of Duty franchise, flamingos, MLG Mexicans, speedrunners, and/or PuRe_AzN. May also be perceptible in challenged mathematics, Swiss cheese, and yodeling. Origins: Mispronunciation of common french verb phrase conjugation "Je suis," adding an -ity as a suffix, to make it a noun.

"This guy literally jumped and killed me in mid air, without even giving me an opportunity to scope in. I am sick of the swissity."
"Wow, he must be following PuRe_AzN's footsteps!"

by Lu-G October 16, 2013

[Swisserole]

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.

Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

by The V.A. Swisseroler December 9, 2008

Swissed

To get shot multiple times in which makes you look like "Swiss Cheese"

Thug1: Man my nigga got swissed yesterday.

Thug2: Damn, for real?

Thug1: Hell yeah that nigga gone.

by FlashyAdidas May 28, 2014

P-Swissing

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

by Pelican501 March 9, 2012