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A tool crafted by stoners used to move the herb around for nice greens every time they hit the bowl. These swishies can array from bobby pins, paper clips, and other pointed objects.
Person 1: hey man can you pass the uh.... The swishie!

Person 2: oh you mean the paper clip?
Person 1: yeah man, the swishie!
Swishie by Princessrachel June 30, 2015
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blowin swishers 

smokin kush out of a swisher blunt and gettin so high you can see your grandmas house

Also a dope ass Kid Ink song
Kid Ink: Fuck you doin? Blowin swishers
blowin swishers by DmackSwagin January 10, 2012

Swisher Sweets 

Cheap cigars that most people use to roll blunts with. Very easy to split and dump out the tobacco to replace with weed. Popular among rappers.
Lets cop a swisher and flip a blunt

im out my mind,just blew a thousand swisher sweets
in my black and orange charger,call it trick or treat - young jeezy
Swisher Sweets by Antron420 July 27, 2010
Another word for dope, awesome, cool etc.
Andrew: Yoo' bro where you get them new Jordans?
Lamar:Oh, at the Flight Club in NYC.
Andrew: Word, that's swashie!

Pronunciation: Sway-she
Swashie by Kay327 October 21, 2011

sweaty swisher 

the insertion of someone's testicles into another person's mouth, who then "swishes" them around with their tongue (usually in a circular motion).
The slumber party was a success only after the "drunken" teenager gave everyone a sweaty swisher in their sleep.
sweaty swisher by HJMaster69 December 16, 2008

swishers 

got dem swisherz so we can roll dis blunt
swishers by pothead420 September 10, 2003
A swiss guy on an international banking assignment living in NYC. Extremely good romancers who appreciate the fine things in life. Good in bed. Tipically a player. Some may have girlfriends back home. Usually not in the city for long but finds the time to romance enough women who coined this term.
"Last night I made out with a really hot swissie" or "Can I bring some swissies to your house party?"
swissie by Karistocrat December 15, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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