swipster 

ethan, poggest gengu main.

"Ayo is that the swipster???"

swipster by St3v3 G1bb5 May 24, 2022

Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.

"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"

Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

stipster 

Common name for a hipster that has his own startup. Most of the Stipsters come from Scandinavia and use the word social at least 15 times a day.

Your Swedish friend with the startup just said 'social' again for the fifteenth time today, he is such a stipster.

stipster by stipsterboy July 13, 2012

Sipster 

A productive member of society who enjoys craft beer, coffee and cocktails. This individual may be found in flannel shirts on the weekends but normal has professional apparel on Monday through Friday.

These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.

A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.

I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.

Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.

Sipster by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015

Slipster 

A slutty hipster. Slipster.

"Did you hear that Dave fucked Shannon, Sarah AND Jane?"

"I did! He's such a slipster!"

Slipster by anthony e king December 3, 2009

Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

Swisters by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

skipster 

noun
1. a person who is hip, but not too hip to skip.
2. a hipster without the pretense.
3. portmanteau of "skip" and "hipster."

Lucien listens to indie rock, but is still a total goofball--he's a happy-go-lucky skipster.

skipster by Peter Lapin July 20, 2008