spipster 

Scensters, Punks, Hipsters, all mixed up into one. They all hang out anyway. they're hot.

Scenesters - hair. yeah, spipsters actually CARE about their hair appearance, where as hipsters won't shower for days, and punks just like...elmers glue and kool-aid colors.

Punks - MUSIC. Spipsters play guitar and always are trying to make a statement in their lyrics. Unlike hipsters who just tend to like a lot of Eurotrash techno shit with no meaning at all except...synthesizers...dear god.

Hipsters - Skinny jeans, plaid, converse, vans, basically hipsters SAY they don't care about their clothes and thrift everything, but lets be honest here, THEY SHOP AT URBAN OUTFITTERS. although the "real" ones won't admit to it, its seriously where they get all their pre-ripped clothes and "i-want-you-to-think-i-got-this-from-the-salvation-army" style. all hipsters are lying if they tell you that. seriously check the chopped off tag.

All three of them have unique tattoos and piercings, hipsters tend to love the gauges and random ear piercings

Scenesters enjoy the monroes, lip piercings, eyebrows, nose...etc. Gauging usually remains with the hipsters.

Punks pierce weird places not appropriate for this site...but thats not attractive...thats just weird.

and they all have tattoos that are "meaningful"...well they're meaningful when you're 22, but honestly who's going to want a tattoo that says "ANARCHY, FUCK YOU SOCIETY!!!" across your chest when you're a single 60 year old on chatroulette.

Bill - "wow, man, look at that fuckin hipster, he actually took a shower this morning"

Steven - "naw, man, that's a Spipster, they believe in Garnier."

spipster by yeahwooyeahwoo August 9, 2010

spipster 

1. A sports fan hipster. 2. Only roots for underdog teams and/or now defunct franchises, usually ironically. 3. Prefers radio to television broadcasts. 4. Keeps score by hand. 5. Wears vintage jerseys of lesser known players...you've probably never heard of them. 6. Refuses to acknowledge when teams relocate and only refers to them by their original city, such as the Charlotte Hornets. 7. Regularly references unnecessarily complicated stats.

Things a spipster might say: 1. "Hey beer man, have you any PBR?" 2. "Wrigley was so much better before they installed the lights."

spipster by Big-Red November 29, 2012

Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

Spinsterlicious by eleanore w October 18, 2010

Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.

"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"

Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

stipster 

Common name for a hipster that has his own startup. Most of the Stipsters come from Scandinavia and use the word social at least 15 times a day.

Your Swedish friend with the startup just said 'social' again for the fifteenth time today, he is such a stipster.

stipster by stipsterboy July 13, 2012

spicstermination 

the act of or attempted act of killing degenerate spics in order to clean up ones neighborhood or city.

I plan on doing some spicstermination today, my neighborhood is getting a little overrun.

spicstermination by cardboard to death September 10, 2009

Spinster 

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

Spinster by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013