Shwangtown is derived from the word "shwang". It's state of mind - whether you're looking to have a chill time, hang out with your friends, or the vibe is good.
"You guys down to go to shwangtown tonight?"
"Yeah, I'll come over at eight".
A haircut that was popular in the mid-90's that was started off in swinton, greater manchester. It involves having all of the hair shaved off to a '1' or a '0' but leaving the fringe either all the way round or just the middle of the forehead. It is still popular in the north-east and scotland now apparently.
Look at that tosser with a swinton fringe, "it's the 21st centurynow ya nob"
Anyone named Singtong is a bottom bitch boy. They are playboys who aren't really playboys and always end up crying because no one loves them. Probably got into a fatal car crash cause damn they have a face not even their own mother could love. AND NEVER EVER SAY A SINGTONGS NAME IT WILL UNLEASH A HORRIBLE BEAST UPON THIS WORD CALLED THEIR "HAPPINESS"
A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.
-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.
Swinton is a small town in Manchester, swinton is known for its teenagers that ‘run the town’ or ‘own the streets’. It is homed to many delusional teens who haven’t got a job and still jumppeople and beat women.
“Should we go to swinton to get a bud”
“I’d rather shit in my hands and start clapping”
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*