Springtown 

Springtown texas, a small town but yet elligable to read on a map. Springtown has not much features but is a great place for a small home if your looking for one. They may seem like hillbillies but there just like you, doing anything possible to get the job done. The ladies here are either well conservitive and well manored or very openly rude and disrespectful or lost.The gentlemen are worse they have little to no respect for themselves nor the woman. There is a strong fuse of marijuana here but the people who are using it are just trying to get away. There is nothing wrong with that. They are not harvard or Princeton but they do the most. However there is students there willing to work and train hard enough just to leave the enclosed town.

I appreciate what springtown high school has to offer.

Springtown by Eatshit25 May 14, 2018

Springtown, Texas

A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.

-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.

Springtown, Texas by Paeapparently July 1, 2009

Sprangton 

Noun: A disease you get from chewing too much.

Sprangton;noun; A disease you get from chewing too much.

Sprangton by Connoro69 October 28, 2008

Springmont Montessori 

A school in which the teachers have nothing more than a high school education are fat asses and sit around eating and watching children like babysitters all day. Many of them are grown into nice educated faggets you love nothing more then sucking dick.

Springmont Montessori teaches you how to be a pussy.

Springmont Montessori by Springmont Montessori December 11, 2018

swingtown

Swingtown is a common synonym for pussytown. It is mainly used as a term for sex, mostly among stoners.

Yo bro I'm going to Swingtown tonight!

Hey baby let me take you to Swingtown!

swingtown by 8-ball swinger June 27, 2016

springtoberfest 

A season found only in small American towns of German or Austrian descent (on rare occasions Swiss). It is some time after the New Year and before it's well known older brother the Oktoberfest (most commonly celebrated in September). Some similarities to the traditional (American) Oktoberfest are; large amounts of sausage and beer is sold, lederhosen and dirndls are in abundance (really any folk costume is worn), a lot of music that has nothing to do with Germany other then it is played on an accordion. It is best described as an attempt to milk what little German tradition is left in 6th generation German Americans.

Jack: Springtoberfest is next weekend. You want to come?
Joel: Great, I have been itching to wear my lederhosen again. You know my great grandmothers father was of German descent, or was that Polish.

springtoberfest by lasana April 28, 2012

springston 

A small strip of road out in the wop wops, populated mainly by sheep and bogans, claiming to be a town. Springston would be the most pathetic place ever if it weren't for all the amazing people that live there.
Only a select few, very awesome people even know Springston exists. That is how remote it is.

I live in springston

Spring...where?
You know, with all the sheep!
Oh, that hole.

springston by aline_je_t'aime November 17, 2010