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Swinging Cock Brigade 

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.
The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

Cock Swinging 

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.
EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.
Cock Swinging by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011

Swinging cocklocker 

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

cock swingling 

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.
I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!
cock swingling by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Slinging Some Hippo Cock 

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.