Definitions by Thicc_doggo
Honda Ridgeline
A half-ass wannabe pickup truck made for gay men with penises the size of an infant's. The Honda Ridgeline is not made for off-roading or pulling heavy loads, like normal trucks. It looks like a crossover with a birth defect, and drives like shit. It's the truck for wimpy people without balls. One of the biggest wastes of $50,000 known to man.
Joe took his Honda Ridgeline off-road and boy that piece of shit fell apart. When he tried to take it through the mud, it got stuck and had to be pulled out by my badass lifted Ram 2500.
Honda Ridgeline by Thicc_doggo July 22, 2018
Swindonesque
Swindonesque by Thicc_doggo June 15, 2018
Environmental Conservation Police
Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on
John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!
Environmental Conservation Police by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018