The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.
My wifespent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.
The highly contagious mental disorder, causing the irrational belief that skin tone actually matters. The only known treatment is completely ignoring those afflicted until flare ups subside which is also the best way to avoid becoming infected. Pathogenic pathway: conversation. Never engage in conversation with those afflicted during flare ups, in fact, it is highly recommended to avoid all conversation with the afflicted until it is observed the disease is in remission
Skintonitis Symptoms: 1.Participation in any skin tone group such as the aryan brotherhood, laraza or naacp.
2. Regular use of the words black, brown, white and race in discussions about persons or groups of people.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.