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Swillyite 

A theiving, drug-taking, corsa driving, benefit stealing, burbery wearing, fight starting, car burning, knife carrying, joint smoking, ill-spoken, un-educated, no morals, stinking ugly sub-human. Normally residing in the area of Plymouth UK known as Swilly or North Prospect.
Swillyite: Ere meht, you lurkin at me burds tats, ya focker, innit n that lite.

Without accent: Here mate, are you looking my birds tits, you fucker, isn't it and that like (wtf?!)

Translation: Excuse me sir, are you examining my girlfriends breasts because if you are I disapprove!
Swillyite by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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swillyite 

A derogatory term referring to anyone from the North Prospect region of Plymouth UK. North Prospect was orginally called Swilly but they changed the name to North Prospect in an attempt to give the area a second chance. It failed.
Swillyites secretly aspire to the dizzying heights of being a plain 'Janner' however anyone moving out of the area would be attacked if they were to return for having dis'd their fellow swillites. When they are not appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show (entitled "My mothers my sister" for example)they are typically robbing each others houses or violating their asbos.
"Look at that guy's bowlcut"
"Yeah, what a Swillyite!"
swillyite by Nebcuadnessar September 14, 2006
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The subhuman creatures, if you can call them that, of North Prospect Plymouth. Can be found up at Central Park lurking with intent to bash some poor old unsuspecting lady over the back of the head to get dinner money for their 14 children.

Keep away from this area but if you do find yourself in North Prospect it is easily identifable. You will notice a trampoline in every garden, accompanied by childrens toys surrounded by overgrown grass, a pitbull tied to every fence and even the old paddling pool in the height of winter.
"Ere were swillies baiis and you havin a go?"
"Urm... no I am actually from the job centre..."
"Get him baiis!"
Swillies by Brapbrapboomboom April 24, 2010
an english banger, the official dish of a royal goat-molester.
"Can I put my swillie in your bun? Relish anyone?"

swimliterate 

1. (Adj.) The ability to not be able to swim or float.
Billy: "teacher its not that im not trying im just swimliterate."
swimliterate by Umm360 March 29, 2017

silliteefious 

Similar to the word "devious," except used to express silliness
That cat looks so silliteefious!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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