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Swightsome

Sweet + tight + awesome. The greatest compliment a person can ever give or receive. It is not used lightly. This word is held in the highest regard and is reserved for only the grandest and rarest of occasions.
Two guys in Beijing for the 2008 Summer Olympics.

Guy 1: Did you see that? Michael Phelps just won 8 Gold Medals. Now he holds the record for most gold medals ever won in a single Olympics!

Guy 2: Thats's simply swightsome.

Guy 1: Well said.
Swightsome by Mcneezle April 29, 2011

spitsome 

Noun, used for when someone is spitting hard fax

Verb, used to tell someone to continue speaking fax
You're right, spitsome.

"my goldfish died yesterday"
"SPITSOME"
spitsome by 5alo bassem March 15, 2022

Swiftjoey 

A nigga that needs to get some bitches
Have u heard swiftjoey gets 0 bitches
Swiftjoey by Swxshx January 14, 2022

Swiftsbeatles 

Usually used to describe a grown up adult (who is pushing 40 - 50 years old) obsessed with arguing with teenagers online and defending a person who will never know about its existence. A swiftsbeatles is also a chart obsessed individual without a decent musical taste and is obsessed with long gone dinosaurs like The Beatles.
Usually, associated with “jobless” and “weirdo”.

If somebody calls you that, the probably want yiu to get a job or find a hobby.
X: He really needs to get a job, arguing about sales and charts is not an actual job.
Y: Fr, he’s such a swiftsbeatles

X: ur mom
Swiftsbeatles: i’ll unfollow everyone who follows them and I mean it
Swiftmeat: To be hit with the swiftmeat is to be stealing f****t. Adios

It is to finnese the booty like a pirate.
"You hit me with the swiftmeat" , ,,, ,,,,,, Everybody hit me wit the swiftmeat.
swiftmeat by Lockdown_303 August 1, 2017

Shitsome 

Verb. The act of having sex in a public bathroom while someone is taking a shit in the next stall.
Excuse me... Do you allow shitsomes in your restrooms?

I stopped to poop at a public restroom and found myself in the middle of a real shitsomes!
Shitsome by C.Bateman August 25, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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