swesty.

someone intelligent, witty, humorous, and fun to be around

He's such a swesty.
Did you see that person?. he's so swesty.

by Julie May 13, 2005

Swësty

A way of living your life to the fullest it can be

man your life is hella swësty!

by the_cool_kid June 15, 2018

Swesty

The female counterpart to the Bro. She is sexually promiscuous, wears ugg boots, leggings and a North Face. She gets drunk and shouts things like "I don't give a FUCK who's sleeping!" The term originated from the magnitude of skanks living in the Southwest Residential Area of Umass Amherst. But living in Southwest is neither necessary nor sufficient for someone to be considered a Swesty.

I'm not wearing your north face, it makes me look like a Swesty.

by EB<3 October 25, 2010

Sweaty Bog

The Bog is the area between the genitalia (usually male) and the asshole. This area is also known as the Taint but when it is particularly sweaty, slimy or not clean it is referred to as "the bog".

After having sloppy sex all night and then going for a jog. Kenny declared, "Man, my bog is sweaty."

Alan had a sweaty bog because he refused to shower for a week.

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Sweaty Nerd

Cole Hadley

I was playing gun game on blops og and this kid kept winning, that kid was such a sweaty nerd

by Officerwilson August 11, 2017

Sweaty Ben

Another name for a gun dealer that is easy confused with a used car salesman or beached whale sweating in the summer sun. Often seen selling guns for far great than retail price all while sweating heavily.

Sweaty Ben breathes heavily as he moves from one end of the 5ft table displaying overpriced rifles to the other.

by LaughyTaffy2u December 5, 2017

Swasty

Combination of the words Sick, Wicked, and Nasty. Swasty is a term used when in the presence of something amazing. Used because saying 1 of the 3 words is just not enough to express its magnitude.

"DAMN, did u see that dunk?! That was swasty!"
"That movie was too swasty!"
"That was possibly the most swasty thing I have ever seen."

by ilooooovechocolate September 10, 2012