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Swass Bandit 

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.
Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.
Swass Bandit by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013
Related Words
swess • swesss • swessticles • swessy • sessions • sessy • spess • sess • Sesshomaru • Sless

dung session 

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.
In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.
dung session by HappyDungston February 2, 2012
Space, as pronounced by Space Marines (SPESS MEHREENS) like Commander Boreale from Warhammer 40k. Considering SPESS is where most of the game happens, it stands to reason that it should be given as much emphasis as it is. Must be pronounced with Boreale's voice in order to have the correct effect, which is hilarity, as Boreale is a caricature as far as non SPESS MEHREEN players are concerned.
SPESS MEHREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH!
SPESS by dplock October 10, 2013

mid session depression 

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.
Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.
Sessle is a singer/song writer from Texas with a rich, smooth, tone like butter. However, people also describe someone who commonly gets rejected or dumpted by the same person but still is good friends with them as a sessle.
Did you hear? That Liam kid got dumpted again!

Oh really?! He's such a Sessle.
Sessle by Scunter4life April 8, 2021

SPESS MEHREEN 

An alternate spelling of space marine, often used to make fun of Indrick Boreale's accent in the video game Dawn of War: Soulstorm
Indrick Boreale: We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as SPESS MEHREENS... and we will fight in the name of the EMPRAH!
SPESS MEHREEN by Flash Dude November 26, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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