swegy

swegy is a person, who likes to blank a lot. He blanks on FPL, CS:GO, Bulgarian and especially Crab Game. He is going to get VAC-ed 100 times and say that he is not using the illegal software. His black drob blanked too.

OMG! You blanked just like swegy!

swegy by kur_kapan November 22, 2021

swegta 

When someone shits their pants and then they go on a Segway

I just had a Swegta shit

swegta by Strangest Things February 13, 2017

Sweeya 

Combination of sweet and yeah. Used to express how ridiculously amazing something was.

Ivan: "Dude, did you see that kill number four got during the volleyball game?!"

Ray: "Sweeya!!!"

Sweeya by phatpenguin16 April 28, 2010

swegway 

"swegway" is the name given to small two wheeled motorized vehicles, which are a cross between a traditional skateboard and a Segway. There are many different brands of swegway, such as the IO Hawk and MonoRover R2, but most of them are produced in one factory in China and are then licensed to these companies.

It is widely believed that the term "swegway" to describe these vehicles originated from the YouTube gaming group "The Sidemen", who frequently feature the "swegway" in their videos. While the scooters have been featured in many other YouTube videos, they are usually referred to either the Brand name of the particular vehicle or just an "electric scooter".

One of the most important features of a swegway is the ability to master its use quickly. Most people who own a swegway state that within a day of using the device they can be confident in riding it.

Swegways can be found online anywhere between $220 and $2000, depending on the brand.

Person 1: "Have you seen how cool those swegways are?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my friend bought one the other day! It's pretty cool!"

swegway by OptiMegaCell June 29, 2015

Justin From Swegtalk 

First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?

Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?

Justin From Swegtalk by The Gay Mankini September 2, 2019

swegswagyolocat 

When someone (usually under the age of 12 or over the age of 35) thinks they know how to use the internet correctly but they don't at all.

This is usually revealed in the repetition of posting bad/overused memes, overly edited selfies, or "like for tbh" on a variety of different social networking sites.

I was just followed by a swegswagyolocat on Instagram. His bio says he's 11 and single and he just posts shirtless mirror selfies.

swegswagyolocat by Jordanese July 28, 2014

dildo swegway

If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.

Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned

GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!

dildo swegway by Dildo Swegway July 17, 2018