A penis, especially a small or disgusting one. Used to describe a person, similar to dick. However, whereas dick is used to describe a rude or unpleasant person, a speg is a particularly gross or unlikeable person. A speg is clumsy, worthless, slow, ugly, or out of touch.

Chatroulette is full of dudes who think waving their speg around in front of the camera will get girls to show them their tits.

This team is a pack of spegs, no wonder we aren't winning.

Who let that speg in here?

Speg by Skrookum July 21, 2015

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Spege

Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.

Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.

Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.

Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on

Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...

Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009

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spengy meltboy

A complete and utter waste of space, a dumbass

Kanye West is a spengy meltboy

spengy meltboy by Dr Baltic July 2, 2016

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yeetle spegeetle

To throw Spaghetti

There was a food fight at school so I pulled a yeetle Spegeetle on my friend

yeetle spegeetle by Graham Roche March 21, 2017

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