Stupid Wet Evangelical Grin. Facial expression typically seen on religious TV shows under about 15 pounds of makeup (if female) or declaiming how the latest natural disaster is the the fault of the victims because of <insert bizarre hobbyhorse here>.
Terminology noted in use by seminarians for fellow religious believers who A) hold rather bizarre ideas B) make up for poor thought with loud volume of proclaiming said thought on every web forum, classroom, TV show, or lounge the believer afflicts C) respond to any objection with some variation on the theme of "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" D) Gentle pointing out of scriptures that say something quite different are met with a puzzled look , followed by accusations of devil worship, scripture twisting, believing the lies of the world, etc.
Synonym for 'religious troll', whether online or real-life.
Terminology noted in use by seminarians for fellow religious believers who A) hold rather bizarre ideas B) make up for poor thought with loud volume of proclaiming said thought on every web forum, classroom, TV show, or lounge the believer afflicts C) respond to any objection with some variation on the theme of "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" D) Gentle pointing out of scriptures that say something quite different are met with a puzzled look , followed by accusations of devil worship, scripture twisting, believing the lies of the world, etc.
Synonym for 'religious troll', whether online or real-life.
"Got stopped in the street by a stranger. He said, 'Do you know if you will go to Heaven if you died today? I do, because I've been Saved by the Blood of Jeeeeesus!"
I said, 'Good grief, do you have to be such a SWEG? Why would anyone want to go to heaven if it's full of car salesmen?'"
I said, 'Good grief, do you have to be such a SWEG? Why would anyone want to go to heaven if it's full of car salesmen?'"
by Frustrated_Believer March 07, 2010
Slimy Wet Evangelical Grin: the stupid smug look of spiritual bliss that is supposed to tell everyone that you think that your imaginary friend called Jesus is real and talks to you and will save you from getting genital warts if you fuck the minister's daughter and say sorry to him (Jesus) afterward.
It also apparently allows you to wax lyrical about any topic on the planet with divine authority and irritate the shit out of people within 400 nautical miles of where you are.
It also apparently allows you to wax lyrical about any topic on the planet with divine authority and irritate the shit out of people within 400 nautical miles of where you are.
That idiot over there should take his bible and shove it up his arse - that will give him a proper excuse for having that dumb-arse SWEG on his face
by Varmint_za November 12, 2008
by seanork July 13, 2013
A way of Saying "Swag" But not using as Swagger, But more of Making fun of the word itself and using it as a joke
by zCryo November 28, 2014
Adj- Sweg is a complicated concept, that requires a great deal of intelligence and often high personal sweg to comprehend. 'Sweg' is used to appraise object or person who is/are generally agreeable and to show approval. Sweg is a force that arises at a fundamental, from a specific object or person. It's presence may be detected my a swegometer and is measured by the units 'MilliWaynes' or 'GigaDoggs' (From the sweg pioneers). The flow of 'Sweg' is generated from the doritum and the mountain dew quarks and antisweg is mediated by the fedorum quark. Sweg can be calculated from the formula as shown: Sweg= (Bitches)/Square root of money)+The 'Dropping ye hat' constant (Cuz that's how you get sponsored).
Person 1- "Man that 360 quad heelflip was SWEG".
Person 2- "Dude the swegometer's reading 18 GigaDoggs!!"
Person 2- "Dude the swegometer's reading 18 GigaDoggs!!"
by sweggymcsweg June 17, 2015
"Did you know I have sweg?" Johnny asked.
"Don't you mean swag?" Jacob questioned.
"Nah bruh," Johnny said. "Sweg is newer, AND better
"Don't you mean swag?" Jacob questioned.
"Nah bruh," Johnny said. "Sweg is newer, AND better
by Nylhcir Horan January 08, 2015
An acronym used by 12 year olds who think they are unbeatable internet trolls. They often consider themselves as internet gods who shall never be defeated as long as they have sweg. Sometimes, they enter the deep web, order some sweg then inject it into their bodies. In other words, they are fucking badasses.
" Damn dude i just got tr0ll3d H4rd "
" i told you to watch out for the internet gods "
" just ordered sum sweg m8 "
" k giv me sum pls "
" No fak u "
" i told you to watch out for the internet gods "
" just ordered sum sweg m8 "
" k giv me sum pls "
" No fak u "
by Osomo February 27, 2014