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sweeze
Guy 1: I'm stuck! Wait, I got this! (sweats cheese)
Guy 2: What even IS that?
Guy 1: Sweeze. It's sward made out of cheese. It'll help lubricate my body.
Guy 2: What's sward again?
Guy 1: Sweat made out of lard.
Guy 2: Weird.
Guy 2: What even IS that?
Guy 1: Sweeze. It's sward made out of cheese. It'll help lubricate my body.
Guy 2: What's sward again?
Guy 1: Sweat made out of lard.
Guy 2: Weird.
sweeze by InkDictionary January 11, 2019
sweeze
Verb. Refers to the act of placing one's nose in between another's ass cheeks (gently) and repeatedly sniffing. The sniffing can be either forceful or slight. Sweezing is a universal intimate practice and can be utilized in all sexual formats.
Sweeze
The moment when you try to release a fart quietly in public by pushing it slowly out of your ass, but the fart makes a loud noise and people start to stare at you.
Sweeze by Jimmy Thicc January 13, 2019
pelvic sneeze
“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.
pelvic sneeze by Quietbox September 29, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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