Sweeze

A sneeze while having Swine Flu OR a Swine Flu Sneeze. Can also be used as a question or suggesting someone may have Swine Flu.

"Was that a sneeze or a sweeze?"
"Don't sweeze on me"
"I think I just sweezed!"

by Ad.Co August 6, 2009

sweeze

Sweat or sward made out of cheese.

Guy 1: I'm stuck! Wait, I got this! (sweats cheese)
Guy 2: What even IS that?
Guy 1: Sweeze. It's sward made out of cheese. It'll help lubricate my body.
Guy 2: What's sward again?
Guy 1: Sweat made out of lard.
Guy 2: Weird.

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019

sweeze

Verb. Refers to the act of placing one's nose in between another's ass cheeks (gently) and repeatedly sniffing. The sniffing can be either forceful or slight. Sweezing is a universal intimate practice and can be utilized in all sexual formats.

McGee gently parted Courtney's cheeks and sweezed her for a minute or two at the start of their tryst. He found her smell and essence divine.

by Tuna Man August 11, 2009

Sweeze

Slang term for semen.

Dan now has 50% less sweeze.

by sodapopp August 22, 2009

Sweeze

The moment when you try to release a fart quietly in public by pushing it slowly out of your ass, but the fart makes a loud noise and people start to stare at you.

People: What was that noise!??!?

Other people: Soyboy over there did a sweeze

by Jimmy Thicc January 13, 2019

sweeze

Sw-eze

(n) Noun the act of being stylish and really cute. A person, an outfit or an action can be Sweeze.

I like your outfit today Miranda, It's hella Sweeze.

by Shaena December 17, 2007

pelvic sneeze

A slang term for orgasm, particularly a male orgasm, coined by YouTuber sam o’nella.

“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.

by Quietbox September 29, 2020