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sweeze
Guy 1: I'm stuck! Wait, I got this! (sweats cheese)
Guy 2: What even IS that?
Guy 1: Sweeze. It's sward made out of cheese. It'll help lubricate my body.
Guy 2: What's sward again?
Guy 1: Sweat made out of lard.
Guy 2: Weird.
Guy 2: What even IS that?
Guy 1: Sweeze. It's sward made out of cheese. It'll help lubricate my body.
Guy 2: What's sward again?
Guy 1: Sweat made out of lard.
Guy 2: Weird.
sweeze by InkDictionary January 11, 2019
sweeze
Verb. Refers to the act of placing one's nose in between another's ass cheeks (gently) and repeatedly sniffing. The sniffing can be either forceful or slight. Sweezing is a universal intimate practice and can be utilized in all sexual formats.
Sweeze
The moment when you try to release a fart quietly in public by pushing it slowly out of your ass, but the fart makes a loud noise and people start to stare at you.
Sweeze by Jimmy Thicc January 13, 2019
pelvic sneeze
“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.
pelvic sneeze by Quietbox September 29, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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