Guy 1: I'm stuck! Wait, I got this! (sweats cheese)
Guy 2: What even IS that?
Guy 1: Sweeze. It's sward made out of cheese. It'll help lubricate my body.
Guy 2: What's sward again?
Guy 1: Sweat made out of lard.
Guy 2: Weird.
Verb. Refers to the act of placing one's nose in between another's ass cheeks (gently) and repeatedly sniffing. The sniffing can be either forceful or slight. Sweezing is a universal intimate practice and can be utilized in all sexual formats.
McGee gently parted Courtney's cheeks and sweezed her for a minute or two at the start of their tryst. He found her smell and essence divine.
The moment when you try to release a fart quietly in public by pushing it slowly out of your ass, but the fart makes a loud noise and people start to stare at you.