sweet sneak 

Someone who allows her children only wholesome, organic foods, but has a middle-of-the-night ice cream habit she thinks no one knows about.

Grocery checker to unnamed patron, "You're buying all that ice cream for just one person?" Embarrassed patron, "yes, I'm afraid my daughter is quite the Sweet Sneak."

sweet sneak by Embarrassed Parent April 6, 2010

sneak skeet 

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.

Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.

sneak skeet by invasionpictures August 5, 2009

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.

"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake by mossSAP December 13, 2008

skeet snake

A human fruit gusher

after 30 seconds ashley was a skeet snake

skeet snake by Skeet bear February 20, 2017

sheet snake 

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

We were just laying, cuddling in the bed when all of the sudden I was bitten by a sheet snake! F

sheet snake by E - n - M #Q20 April 1, 2020