sweet pole

a penis that is good to you, amazing sex, a necessity in every girl's life

man it's been three months since i got laid and i am craving some sweet pole!

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

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Sweet polevaulting Jesus

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

by k2kate December 9, 2008

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sweethole

When a boy/girl is a total sweetheart but has a dark, asshole side to them.

K - Yor a horrible person. Like one second yor a total sweetheart but sometimes yu can be a real asshole.

B - Yea, I know. I'm a real sweethole.

K - LOFL

by Mr. Oh! October 10, 2009

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