Sweet Brown 

A lady who escaped an apartment fire in Oklahoma City. When interviewed by Channel 4 news, she recalls what happened, "Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said 'Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire'. Then I ran out, I didn't grab any shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me; I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?"

Sweet Brown: I gotta go get me a cold pop.
Friend: Watch out! Oklahoma City has them apartment fires everywhere.
Sweet Brown: Oh Lord Jesus, I done did it! I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?

Sweet Brown by Newo15 December 12, 2012

sweet brown cash 

poop, fecal matter, dumpzinni, crap justice

damn ej that sweet brown cash is streakin up the toilet bowl.

sweet brown cash by tra hugh, ton hammock, and ed wimb August 29, 2005

Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.

I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!

Sweet Annie Brown by The trutherer December 6, 2022

felix's amazing soft sweet brownies 

the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste

Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch

felix's amazing soft sweet brownies by dxk0ta_stxyy May 1, 2021

brown sweat 

A euphemism for a mixture of constipation and pre-lining of your underware with shit stains, usually associated with high temperatures.

Derives from the Prince song "Black Sweat" from his 3121 album.

"I've been driving so long in this heat I'm working up a brown sweat"

brown sweat by doughnut2128 May 26, 2009

brown skeet 

When you cum in ones anus and it leaks out, resulting in "brown skeet."

"Babe, did you just jizz up my ass?"

"Yes, can't you see the brown skeet?"

brown skeet by GreasyCock November 2, 2015

Brown Chimney Sweep 

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.

I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

Brown Chimney Sweep by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011