Definitions by keldard
Zipsters
"ring us up a couple zipsters on the telly, mate."
"please pass me a sloice of that zipsters, me curly."
"please pass me a sloice of that zipsters, me curly."
Assburgers syndrome
A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.
Assburgers syndrome by keldard May 31, 2020
Cunty McTittyballs
A notorious 17th century sex-worker, known for her big ol set of titty balls.
Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
Cunty McTittyballs by keldard January 30, 2019
Meat-seeking gristle
meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Meat-seeking gristle by keldard June 8, 2014
truckstop breakfast
noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.
truckstop breakfast by keldard February 20, 2011