A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.
by keldard May 31, 2020
noun- Ukrainian term meaning 'dirty heroin' or filthy, home-crafted, bangable narcotic.
verb- 1. The injection of 'dirty heroin' (shirkaing/shirkaed).
verb- 1. The injection of 'dirty heroin' (shirkaing/shirkaed).
Put in extra toilet water, Yuri, this batch of shirka is going to score us the mad vagina, yes?
Svetlana got so shirkaed, she tried to convince me and Oleh to go and mung some guy who had just been buried. Gross.
Svetlana got so shirkaed, she tried to convince me and Oleh to go and mung some guy who had just been buried. Gross.
by keldard January 27, 2011
A notorious 17th century sex-worker, known for her big ol set of titty balls.
Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
by keldard January 30, 2019
by keldard February 20, 2011
"ring us up a couple zipsters on the telly, mate."
"please pass me a sloice of that zipsters, me curly."
"please pass me a sloice of that zipsters, me curly."
by keldard May 21, 2024
Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!
by keldard February 20, 2011
noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.
by keldard February 20, 2011